My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
I don’t know how some boys are 100% straight like have you seen boys
This is important. Stop big cat hunting. This literally is making me cry.
The way the lion tries to shut out the light…
:Why would you shoot it?
evidently mr. squarepants is turning 27 in a month but he has already had 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards
That’s a little over three years
that’s 31 years